Dear John,

I just knew you wouldn't let me down. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw you had left Larry Kissell off the list. I was certain it was an oversight but my good friend Anglico called your staffer and was assured it was not.

I'm sure you can imagine how that made me feel, right? That may be one of the shortest breakups in history. I'm glad we're back together.

Now, you go on out there and fight poverty big guy and I'll just sit myself down and draw more hearts on your pictures.

Love,
The Southern Dem